FIFA Big Boy Prize 2025
In recognition of not having shit his pants in nearly three days now, Van D'Lay Industries is proud to bestow the FIFA BIG BOY PRIZE 2025 to Donald J. Trump, President of the United States and very special big boy.
FIFA Very Stable Genius Prize 2025
In recognition of not having said something unbelievably stupid since whatever he said a minute ago, Van D'Lay Industries is proud to bestow the FIFA Very Stable Genius Prize 2025 to Donald J. Trump, President of the United States and thinker of bigly things.
FIFA Virility Prize 2025
In recognition of what Mike Johnson has called "the most glorious penis I've ever seen", Van D'Lay Industries is proud to bestow the FIFA VIRILITY PRIZE 2025 to Donald J. Trump, President of the United States and all around specimen of manliness.
